Saturday, May 23, 2009

Fowl Blog

Kahea has been eating Chicken intermittently lately, and I have been lax on updating. His chicken eating is not quite at the level it once was, ie. everyday, it is now more like once or twice a week.
Yesterday was Kahea's birthday. I got him a cupcake. He also bought a shirt and a hat. Also some other things happened.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Many fowl returns

Sound a bell! Honk a car horn! Light some fire crackers and blow on one of those paper tubes which unrolls and honks! Kahea has returned, half-heartedly to his fowl loving.
Our new roommate, Brandt, who replaced Grant(no joke!) recently made Chicken tacos and apparently shared one with Kahea.
Kahea said the taco was delicious and I forgot what toppings he put on it but was surprised at how few there were.
Lets hope the savory flavor explosion experienced by Kahea via his mouth will be enough to overcome the laziness which has recently interfered with his fowl ways. May we all pray at this time that Kahea be released from the evil grasp of sloth and ascend to the divine peaks of being a fowl connoisseur.
God speed Kahea Hendrickson, God speed(gs).

Friday, May 1, 2009

Kahea most.....pIzZa?!

Since having returned home from Mexico, Kahea has yet to eat a single molecule of chicken or any other sort of fowl.
However, he has eaten a mild to severe amount of frozen Pizza. Yesterday he ate a...I believe it was a Freschetta Cheese pizza.
What makes this interesting, what makes it front page news is this:
Later in the evening I noticed two uneaten slices of pizza sitting on top of the brown stained jar which Kahea takes all his drinks from. I asked Kahea about those pizza slices and he acknowledged they were his and he was saving it for the next day. I was so humored by this I didn't think to ask why he didn't want to keep them in the fridge or last wrap them up to preserve freshness of taste. This was the second time I observed him having left pizza slices sitting out over night to be eaten the next morning. It will be interesting to see if he does this again, and perhaps this blog will have to have a new title. Some humorous word play about leaving pizza out all night.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A fowl intervention

Since Kahea has been home from Mexico, despite his deep, penetrating tan, he hasn't eaten any Chicken. The other day he ate two frozen pizzas(Totinos). He did not finish the second frozen pizza until the following morning. Even though the remaining slice(s) was(were) dried out and unpleasant looking, Kahea took the liberty of eating it.

Since returning home from Mexico Kahea has not had the swine flu(which would make him a swine fool) but he has been lacking in motivation, which is entirely fine and understandable. It was a big trip and a lot of interesting things happened. This lack of motivation has however, unfortunately, extended into the world of fowl.

Kahea, if you are reading this, we here at Kahea Most Fowl would like to, at this time perform an intervention on you. PLEASE EAT FOWL AGAIN! Whatever it takes man, I know you can do it(if you want to, if not, feel free to disregard this intervention)! Kahea, we are 8 people who have been trapped by your demon of not eating fowl! Please free us!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Back in town

Kahea is back from Mexico and he is SO tan.
After having become extremely tan and eating a lot of Chicken, one would expect this:

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Mexicó most fówl.

I have some good news and some bad news.
(The photo came from doing a google image search for 'kahea', 'mexico' and 'chicken')
In other news: ¡¡¡¡Káhéá is in Mexico!¡!!¡! He will return on my birthday, April 16th. One could hardly imagine a better birthday present than for my roommate to return home.
(Some)One (else) can hardly imagine the different types of chicken Kahea may be eating in Mexico, for rock bottom prices. Mexico has officially rolled back their prices on chicken in honor of Kahea and also because everyone there is poor.

Here are two examples of Mexican Chicken. Both are 99.9% accurate (technically speaking)

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Fowl play.

This is from the local newspaper, The Olympian:
The world's economic crisis is taking its toll on the fowl eating habits of one half-hawaiin Olympia resident, Kahea Hendrickson. Previously known to eat baked fowl up to two times a day, he hasn't been seen eating any in over two weeks.

I made that up, but perhaps one day the great injustice of Kahea not being in the local paper will be corrected.
The fake article was correct however in noting that Kahea has not been seen eating fowl for over two weeks....


Two local citizens, Marissa and myself, while driving downtown near California Taco, Olympia's best source for good Mexican food which happens to be located in various trucks parked around town,

We noticed Kahea! Buying a CHICKEN BURRITO!

Turns out he has been eating there daily for the past week or so. I suppose it wasn't the economic situation after all, but rather a change in taste or perhaps laziness, either way, needless to say, I was pretty stoked(jazzed) to see his fowl appetite had not waned.