Fowl play.

This is from the local newspaper, The Olympian:

The world's economic crisis is taking its toll on the fowl eating habits of one half-hawaiin Olympia resident, Kahea Hendrickson. Previously known to eat baked fowl up to two times a day, he hasn't been seen eating any in over two weeks.

I made that up, but perhaps one day the great injustice of Kahea not being in the local paper will be corrected.
The fake article was correct however in noting that Kahea has not been seen eating fowl for over two weeks....

UNTIL YESTERDAY!!!

Two local citizens, Marissa and myself, while driving downtown near California Taco, Olympia's best source for good Mexican food which happens to be located in various trucks parked around town,




We noticed Kahea! Buying a CHICKEN BURRITO!




Turns out he has been eating there daily for the past week or so. I suppose it wasn't the economic situation after all, but rather a change in taste or perhaps laziness, either way, needless to say, I was pretty stoked(jazzed) to see his fowl appetite had not waned.