Mexicó most fówl.

I have some good news and some bad news.
(The photo came from doing a google image search for 'kahea', 'mexico' and 'chicken')
In other news: ¡¡¡¡Káhéá is in Mexico!¡!!¡! He will return on my birthday, April 16th. One could hardly imagine a better birthday present than for my roommate to return home.
(Some)One (else) can hardly imagine the different types of chicken Kahea may be eating in Mexico, for rock bottom prices. Mexico has officially rolled back their prices on chicken in honor of Kahea and also because everyone there is poor.

Here are two examples of Mexican Chicken. Both are 99.9% accurate (technically speaking)